{"id":813,"date":"2015-02-05T19:12:38","date_gmt":"2015-02-05T18:12:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?p=813"},"modified":"2015-12-29T18:06:06","modified_gmt":"2015-12-29T16:06:06","slug":"elle-la-bien-en-main","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?p=813","title":{"rendered":"Elle l&rsquo;a bien en main!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ce\u00a0tableau est tout aussi cruel\u00a0que les autres, la dame fait penser\u00a0\u00e0 un cannibale<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"720\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?attachment_id=720\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/LOVE_BITE_Lipton_e.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"2037,3000\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"LOVE_BITE_Lipton_e\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/LOVE_BITE_Lipton_e-695x1024.jpg\" class=\"wp-image-720 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/LOVE_BITE_Lipton_e-203x300.jpg\" alt=\"LOVE_BITE_Lipton_e\" width=\"267\" height=\"395\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/LOVE_BITE_Lipton_e-203x300.jpg 203w, https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/LOVE_BITE_Lipton_e-101x150.jpg 101w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 267px) 100vw, 267px\" \/>. Cela me fait penser qu&rsquo; elle n&rsquo;aimait pas son enfant. Cela peut laisser penser que l&rsquo;enfant a s\u00fbrement fait des b\u00eatises de petit comme avoir touch\u00e9 \u00a0\u00e0 une chose qu&rsquo;il ne fallait pas, mais la question qui reste a poser est de savoir si il a vraiment fait des b\u00eatises? La fa\u00e7on dont elle tient l&rsquo;enfant me fait penser \u00e0 la fa\u00e7on de tenir une pomme que nous allons croquer .<\/p>\n<p>r\u00e9dig\u00e9 par Bryan et Victor<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ce\u00a0tableau est tout aussi cruel\u00a0que les autres, la dame fait penser\u00a0\u00e0 un cannibale. Cela me fait penser qu&rsquo; elle n&rsquo;aimait pas son enfant. Cela peut laisser penser que l&rsquo;enfant a s\u00fbrement fait des b\u00eatises de petit comme avoir touch\u00e9 \u00a0\u00e0 une chose qu&rsquo;il ne fallait pas, mais la question qui reste a poser est de savoir si il a vraiment fait des b\u00eatises? La fa\u00e7on dont elle tient l&rsquo;enfant me fait penser \u00e0 la fa\u00e7on de tenir une pomme que nous allons croquer . r\u00e9dig\u00e9 par Bryan et Victor &nbsp; &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8,6,56],"tags":[],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-813","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-analyse-et-critique-doeuvres","category-articles","category-archives-2014-2015"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5nyO7-d7","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":811,"url":"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?p=811","url_meta":{"origin":813,"position":0},"title":"Quand j&rsquo;\u00e9tais enfant Papa m&rsquo;a mang\u00e9&#8230;","author":"Bryan","date":"05\/02\/2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Ce tableau est assez cruel car nous voyons l'enfant en train de se faire d\u00e9vorer par une autre personne qui est son p\u00e8re, ce n'est pas habituel de voir un tableau comme celui- ci. Nous voyons l'enfant hurler de douleur . Cela me fait penser \u00e0 la maltraitance des enfants\u2026","rel":"","context":"Dans &quot;Analyse et critique d'oeuvres&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Analyse et critique d'oeuvres","link":"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?cat=8"},"img":{"alt_text":"SaturneRubensA9","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/SaturneRubensA9-141x300.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":843,"url":"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?p=843","url_meta":{"origin":813,"position":1},"title":"Il a \u00e9t\u00e9 vilain&#8230;","author":"Bryan","date":"07\/02\/2015","format":false,"excerpt":"\u00a0 Je trouve que celui ci de tableau est tout de m\u00eame terrifiant car le monstre qui d\u00e9vore son enfant ressemble \u00e0 un humain et \u00e0 un mort-vivant assez bizarre. 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