{"id":498,"date":"2015-01-20T22:12:08","date_gmt":"2015-01-20T21:12:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?p=498"},"modified":"2015-12-29T18:06:49","modified_gmt":"2015-12-29T16:06:49","slug":"letrange-quotidien-de-theo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?p=498","title":{"rendered":"L&rsquo;\u00e9trange quotidien de Th\u00e9o"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"145\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?attachment_id=145\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/cafard.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"2560,1536\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.6&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;GT-S7275R&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1414938019&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;2.78&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;50&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0009532888465205&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"cafard\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/cafard-1024x614.jpg\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-145 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/cafard-300x180.jpg\" alt=\"cafard\" width=\"300\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/cafard-300x180.jpg 300w, https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/cafard-1024x614.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/cafard-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/cafard-150x90.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Quand je vais dans un fast-food, ce qui n&rsquo;arrive pas vraiment fr\u00e9quemment, c&rsquo;est surtout entre amis ou en famille pour m&rsquo;amuser et changer de la nourriture habituelle. J&rsquo;y vais de temps en temps mais le jour o\u00f9 j&rsquo;y mangeais avec mon fr\u00e8re et que dans la bo\u00eete de mon hamburger je trouvai un cafard je me dis que je n&rsquo;y retournerais jamais. Ce cafard \u00e9tait \u00e9norme, au moins 5 cm de long et il avait de longues antennes qui pendaient au-dessus de son horrible t\u00eate. Ce n&rsquo;est pas qu&rsquo;il me faisait peur mais il me d\u00e9goutait, tout l&rsquo;effet app\u00e9tissant qui donnait envie de manger le hamburger se volatilisa tout d&rsquo;un coup. La premi\u00e8re chose que je fis fut de fermer la bo\u00eete, la prendre et la jeter dans la premi\u00e8re poubelle que je vis. Et ensuite j&rsquo;allai me plaindre aupr\u00e8s de la direction en leur disant que je ne remettrais plus jamais les pieds chez eux.<\/span><\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quand je vais dans un fast-food, ce qui n&rsquo;arrive pas vraiment fr\u00e9quemment, c&rsquo;est surtout entre amis ou en famille pour m&rsquo;amuser et changer de la nourriture habituelle. J&rsquo;y vais de temps en temps mais le jour o\u00f9 j&rsquo;y mangeais avec mon fr\u00e8re et que dans la bo\u00eete de mon hamburger je trouvai un cafard je me dis que je n&rsquo;y retournerais jamais. Ce cafard \u00e9tait \u00e9norme, au moins 5 cm de long et il avait de longues antennes qui pendaient au-dessus de son horrible t\u00eate. Ce n&rsquo;est pas qu&rsquo;il me faisait peur mais il me d\u00e9goutait, tout l&rsquo;effet app\u00e9tissant qui<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,56,37],"tags":[],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articles","category-archives-2014-2015","category-etranges-quotidiens"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5nyO7-82","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":4523,"url":"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?p=4523","url_meta":{"origin":498,"position":0},"title":"Jahid","author":"admin","date":"22\/05\/2019","format":false,"excerpt":"Je me rappelle de la date, c\u2019\u00e9tait vers le 24 juin, parce que cet \u00e9t\u00e9 ma m\u00e8re m\u2019a dit\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0\u00e7a fait cinq ans que Jecym est mort\u00a0\u00bb. 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