{"id":488,"date":"2015-01-20T22:05:05","date_gmt":"2015-01-20T21:05:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?p=488"},"modified":"2015-12-29T18:06:50","modified_gmt":"2015-12-29T16:06:50","slug":"letrange-quotidien-de-leo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?p=488","title":{"rendered":"L&rsquo;\u00e9trange quotidien de L\u00e9o"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"165\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?attachment_id=165\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/leo-berthet-image-1.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"2048,1536\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;3.3&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;COOLPIX S52c&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1414925821&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;6.3&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;100&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.00125&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"leo berthet image 1\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/leo-berthet-image-1-1024x768.jpg\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-165 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/leo-berthet-image-1-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"leo berthet image 1\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/leo-berthet-image-1-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/leo-berthet-image-1-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/leo-berthet-image-1-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/leo-berthet-image-1-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/leo-berthet-image-1.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 class=\"Standard\" style=\"text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; color: #800000;\">Chaque matin, apr\u00e8s m\u2019\u00eatre r\u00e9veill\u00e9, je descends au salon pour prendre mon petit d\u00e9jeuner. Comme d&rsquo;habitude, je retrouve mon chat, zombifi\u00e9 par le quotidien de sa vie, en train de dormir sur le canap\u00e9.<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 class=\"Standard\" style=\"text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; color: #800000;\">L&#8217;emploi du temps de mon chat n&rsquo;est pas tr\u00e8s charg\u00e9\u00a0:\u00a0chasser, dormir, manger, chasser, dormir, manger&#8230;\u00a0C&rsquo;est assez \u00e9trange car je pense que mon chat ne s\u2019en rend m\u00eame pas compte. Lorsque vient l&rsquo;heure de son repas, 18h30 pr\u00e9cise, il se r\u00e9veille d&rsquo;un coup, et se met \u00e0 miauler tellement fort que m\u00eame le carnaval de Rio n&rsquo;arriverait pas \u00e0 rivaliser en terme de bruits.<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 class=\"Standard\" style=\"text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; color: #800000;\">Comme un zombie, mon chat est d\u00e9pendant de la nourriture. Si le zombie n&rsquo;a pas sa part quotidienne de cerveau frais, il (re)meurt. Si mon chat n&rsquo;a pas sa part quotidienne de nourriture, il meurt et c&rsquo;est cela qui est le plus \u00e9trange avec lui car un chat non apprivois\u00e9 n&rsquo;a besoin de personne pour vivre.<\/span><\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chaque matin, apr\u00e8s m\u2019\u00eatre r\u00e9veill\u00e9, je descends au salon pour prendre mon petit d\u00e9jeuner. Comme d&rsquo;habitude, je retrouve mon chat, zombifi\u00e9 par le quotidien de sa vie, en train de dormir sur le canap\u00e9. L&#8217;emploi du temps de mon chat n&rsquo;est pas tr\u00e8s charg\u00e9\u00a0:\u00a0chasser, dormir, manger, chasser, dormir, manger&#8230;\u00a0C&rsquo;est assez \u00e9trange car je pense que mon chat ne s\u2019en rend m\u00eame pas compte. Lorsque vient l&rsquo;heure de son repas, 18h30 pr\u00e9cise, il se r\u00e9veille d&rsquo;un coup, et se met \u00e0 miauler tellement fort que m\u00eame le carnaval de Rio n&rsquo;arriverait pas \u00e0 rivaliser en terme de bruits. Comme un zombie,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,56,37],"tags":[],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articles","category-archives-2014-2015","category-etranges-quotidiens"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5nyO7-7S","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":606,"url":"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?p=606","url_meta":{"origin":488,"position":0},"title":"Mon exaltant quotidien","author":"admin","date":"27\/01\/2015","format":false,"excerpt":"\u00a0 \"Quand je me l\u00e8ve, je marche lentement, je n\u2019arrive pas \u00e0 penser \u00e0 autre chose qu\u2019\u00e0 aller d\u00e9jeuner, m\u2019habiller, partir.\" Thomas \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \"Le fait d\u2019avoir un rituel quotidien me donne la sensation d\u2019\u00eatre un mort-vivant\u00a0: se lever, d\u00e9jeuner, se laver, s\u2019habiller, se pr\u00e9parer,\u2026","rel":"","context":"Dans &quot;Articles&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Articles","link":"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?cat=6"},"img":{"alt_text":"HANTZBERG","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/HANTZBERG-225x300.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":460,"url":"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?p=460","url_meta":{"origin":488,"position":1},"title":"L&rsquo;\u00e9trange quotidien d&rsquo;Elias","author":"admin","date":"20\/01\/2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Mon Obscurit\u00e9\u00a0 Le soir dans ma chambre je ne savais pas quoi faire. Je jouais \u00e0 mon t\u00e9l\u00e9phone, je pensais \u00e0 la journ\u00e9e de demain ou \u00e0 dormir. Mais ce soir-l\u00e0 je n'arrivais pas \u00e0 dormir, je n'arrivais pas \u00e0 penser ou m\u00eame \u00e0 jouer \u00e0 mon t\u00e9l\u00e9phone. 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D\u2019abord en rentrant j\u2019avais un pressentiment \u00e9trange comme s\u2019il y avait quelqu\u2019un d\u2019autre \u00e0 la maison.\u00a0 Ma m\u00e8re et\u2026","rel":"","context":"Dans &quot;Articles&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Articles","link":"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?cat=6"},"img":{"alt_text":"IMGP1378 - Copie","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/IMGP1378-Copie-225x300.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":514,"url":"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?p=514","url_meta":{"origin":488,"position":3},"title":"L&rsquo;\u00e9trange quotidien de Nathan","author":"admin","date":"21\/01\/2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Toutes les nuits quand je m'endormais, je voyais toujours le m\u00eame cauchemar, comme une pr\u00e9sence qui venait de la fen\u00eatre\u00a0 de mon balcon ou encore le bruit de mes escaliers. 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