{"id":3351,"date":"2017-12-18T14:11:00","date_gmt":"2017-12-18T13:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?p=3351"},"modified":"2017-12-18T14:11:00","modified_gmt":"2017-12-18T13:11:00","slug":"le-slimy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?p=3351","title":{"rendered":"le slimy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cette petite boule de lumi\u00e8re toute mignonne illuminera vos journ\u00e9es en se collant \u00e0 vous en criant \u00ab\u00a0slimy!\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>Cette boule est faite de chewing-gum , de slime et d&rsquo;eau tr\u00e8s pratique car gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 la lumi\u00e8re qu&rsquo;elle prof\u00e8re\u00a0 on y voit tr\u00e8s bien dans une grotte. <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3200\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?attachment_id=3200\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_3609.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"3400,5098\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;11&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon EOS 700D&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1513006936&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;35&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;3200&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.016666666666667&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_3609\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_3609-1200x1799.jpg\" class=\"wp-image-3200 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_3609-744x1116.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"140\" height=\"210\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_3609-744x1116.jpg 744w, https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_3609-420x630.jpg 420w, https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_3609-768x1152.jpg 768w, https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_3609-1200x1799.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_3609-100x150.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 140px) 100vw, 140px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cette petite boule de lumi\u00e8re toute mignonne illuminera vos journ\u00e9es en se collant \u00e0 vous en criant \u00ab\u00a0slimy!\u00a0\u00bb. Cette boule est faite de chewing-gum , de slime et d&rsquo;eau tr\u00e8s pratique car gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 la lumi\u00e8re qu&rsquo;elle prof\u00e8re\u00a0 on y voit tr\u00e8s bien dans une grotte.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":252,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[173],"tags":[],"coauthors":[168],"class_list":["post-3351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-des-animaux-chimeriques"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5nyO7-S3","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3397,"url":"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?p=3397","url_meta":{"origin":3351,"position":0},"title":"la fureur technologique","author":"Estevan","date":"21\/12\/2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Dans la salle noire Pixi se croyait perdue mais elle entendait comme un bruit m\u00e9tallique. 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