{"id":3321,"date":"2017-12-18T08:21:42","date_gmt":"2017-12-18T07:21:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?p=3321"},"modified":"2017-12-18T14:05:42","modified_gmt":"2017-12-18T13:05:42","slug":"lanimal-fantastique","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?p=3321","title":{"rendered":"l&rsquo;animal FANTASTIQUE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un jour en me promenant j&rsquo;ai vu une b\u00eate tr\u00e8s bizarre que je n&rsquo;avais jamais vue auparavant\u00a0 . Elle avait une t\u00eate de bulldog , un corps de tigre du Bengal\u00a0 , des pattes d&rsquo;\u00e9l\u00e9phant et une queue de cheval . 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Elle avait une t\u00eate de bulldog , un corps de tigre du Bengal\u00a0 , des pattes d&rsquo;\u00e9l\u00e9phant et une queue de cheval . 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