Je suis all\u00e9 \u00e0 Paris et j’\u00e9tais devant la tour Eiffel quand tout \u00e0 coup a surgi un dr\u00f4le d\u2019animal. C’\u00e9tait un m\u00e9lange de dragon et de chat. Il \u00e9tait laid, moche et d\u00e9sagr\u00e9able. il faisait peur \u00e0 tout le monde. Il crachait du feu, mangeait tout sur son passage mais par contre il n’aimait\u00a0 pas les humains. Les humains avaient tout de m\u00eame peur car il crachait du feu et \u00e7a a dur\u00e9 deux jours.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Je suis all\u00e9 \u00e0 Paris et j’\u00e9tais devant la tour Eiffel quand tout \u00e0 coup a surgi un dr\u00f4le d\u2019animal. C’\u00e9tait un m\u00e9lange de dragon et de chat. Il \u00e9tait laid, moche et d\u00e9sagr\u00e9able. il faisait peur \u00e0 tout le monde. Il crachait du feu, mangeait tout sur son passage mais par contre il n’aimait\u00a0 pas les humains. Les humains avaient tout de m\u00eame peur car il crachait du feu et \u00e7a a dur\u00e9 deux jours.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":246,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[173],"tags":[],"coauthors":[119],"class_list":["post-3228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-des-animaux-chimeriques"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5nyO7-Q4","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":4097,"url":"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?p=4097","url_meta":{"origin":3228,"position":0},"title":"Fin du voyage","author":"Mylene","date":"27\/02\/2018","format":false,"excerpt":"Une fois rentr\u00e9e alors que tout le reste du groupe se rendait \u00e0 la place centrale moi je me rends \u00e0 l'infirmerie du village. 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