{"id":1351,"date":"2015-03-24T20:49:30","date_gmt":"2015-03-24T19:49:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?p=1351"},"modified":"2015-12-29T18:05:14","modified_gmt":"2015-12-29T16:05:14","slug":"ma-poupee-et-son-existence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?p=1351","title":{"rendered":"Ma poup\u00e9e et son existence"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1475\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?attachment_id=1475\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Elias-blo.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"956,1280\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Elias blo\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Elias-blo-765x1024.jpg\" class=\"  wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Elias-blo-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"Elias blo\" width=\"268\" height=\"358\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Elias-blo-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Elias-blo-765x1024.jpg 765w, https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Elias-blo-112x150.jpg 112w, https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Elias-blo.jpg 956w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 268px) 100vw, 268px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Avant que ma poup\u00e9e soit comme la photo que vous venez de voir, mon doudou \u00e9tait beau, mignon et agr\u00e9able, je l\u2019aimais \u00e9norm\u00e9ment. En primaire, je n\u2019avais pas honte d\u2019avoir un doudou. Mais lorsque je suis arriv\u00e9 dans mon coll\u00e8ge, personne ne devait le savoir par risque de moquerie, je l\u2019utilisais moins, il \u00e9tait devenu une d\u00e9coration pour ma chambre. Je n\u2019avais plus besoin de lui pour dormir, mais je l\u2019aimais tout de m\u00eame un peu. Lorsque je suis all\u00e9 en classe de 5<sup>\u00e8me<\/sup>, tout a chang\u00e9, j\u2019\u00e9tais pr\u00eat \u00e0 donner mon doudou \u00e0 mon petit fr\u00e8re. Mais \u00e0 l\u2019approche de mon anniversaire de mes\u00a0 13 ans, j\u2019\u00e9tais contrari\u00e9, je voulais me sentir grand, vous vous dites que treize ans ce n\u2019est pas \u00e9norme mais pour moi c\u2019\u00e9tait une nouvelle vie. Arriv\u00e9 \u00e0 mon anniversaire, j\u2019\u00e9tais content mais le lendemain, ma poup\u00e9e \u00e9tait laide, moche, hideuse comme dans la photo, je ne sais ce qui lui \u00e9tait arriv\u00e9, mais je m\u2019en fichais. Apr\u00e8s \u00e7a, j\u2019ai d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de donner mon doudou \u00e0 mon fr\u00e8re et il trouvait le doudou beau, mignon, agr\u00e9able. Alors que moi c\u2019\u00e9tait le contraire. Je ne savais pas ce que j\u2019avais contre cette poup\u00e9e donc j\u2019allai demander ce que j\u2019avais et on m\u2019a dit que j\u2019avais grandi!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Avant que ma poup\u00e9e soit comme la photo que vous venez de voir, mon doudou \u00e9tait beau, mignon et agr\u00e9able, je l\u2019aimais \u00e9norm\u00e9ment. En primaire, je n\u2019avais pas honte d\u2019avoir un doudou. Mais lorsque je suis arriv\u00e9 dans mon coll\u00e8ge, personne ne devait le savoir par risque de moquerie, je l\u2019utilisais moins, il \u00e9tait devenu une d\u00e9coration pour ma chambre. Je n\u2019avais plus besoin de lui pour dormir, mais je l\u2019aimais tout de m\u00eame un peu. Lorsque je suis all\u00e9 en classe de 5\u00e8me, tout a chang\u00e9, j\u2019\u00e9tais pr\u00eat \u00e0 donner mon doudou \u00e0 mon petit fr\u00e8re. Mais \u00e0 l\u2019approche<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,56,38],"tags":[],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-1351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articles","category-archives-2014-2015","category-ma-poupee-zombie"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5nyO7-lN","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1116,"url":"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?p=1116","url_meta":{"origin":1351,"position":0},"title":"L&rsquo;histoire d&rsquo;un &#8230;&#8230; Totem ?","author":"Mathieu","date":"15\/03\/2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Il est 10 heures du matin et je viens \u00e0 peine de me r\u00e9veiller. 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