{"id":1245,"date":"2015-03-15T18:12:56","date_gmt":"2015-03-15T17:12:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?p=1245"},"modified":"2015-12-29T18:05:41","modified_gmt":"2015-12-29T16:05:41","slug":"elle-est-horrible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?p=1245","title":{"rendered":"Elle est horrible !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Que dire de cette chose&#8230; Sinon qu&rsquo;elle est horrible! Regardez l\u00e0! Avec son \u0153il d\u00e9coll\u00e9, ses marques de sang\u00a0 et ces trois pics lui d\u00e9passant du ventre! Quelle horreur! Ses jambes flasques et rigides la rendent inhumaine! Quelle abomination!<\/strong><strong> On dirait qu&rsquo;elle veut nous faire un c\u00e2lin avec ses bras tendus vers nous&#8230; Mais comment faire un c\u00e2lin \u00e0 cette monstruosit\u00e9? Si on la touche elle pourrait tomber en morceaux&#8230; Et elle est si r\u00e9pugnante! Ses cheveux vert fluo sont \u00e0 vomir! Quelle faute de go\u00fbt! Mais elle a l&rsquo;air si accueillante&#8230; On aurait presque envie de la prendre aupr\u00e8s de nous.\u00a0<\/strong><strong>Elle cherche peut \u00eatre juste \u00e0 avoir un contact avec d&rsquo;autres gens mais elle est si monstrueuse que personne n&rsquo;en voudra \u00e0 par moi !<\/strong><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1244\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?attachment_id=1244\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/P1030458.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"2048,1360\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;DMC-FS42&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1394900011&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;5.5&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;80&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.025&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"P1030458\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/P1030458-1024x680.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1244\" src=\"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/P1030458-300x199.jpg\" alt=\"P1030458\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/P1030458-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/P1030458-1024x680.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/P1030458-226x150.jpg 226w, https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/P1030458-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/P1030458.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Que dire de cette chose&#8230; Sinon qu&rsquo;elle est horrible! Regardez l\u00e0! Avec son \u0153il d\u00e9coll\u00e9, ses marques de sang\u00a0 et ces trois pics lui d\u00e9passant du ventre! Quelle horreur! Ses jambes flasques et rigides la rendent inhumaine! Quelle abomination! On dirait qu&rsquo;elle veut nous faire un c\u00e2lin avec ses bras tendus vers nous&#8230; Mais comment faire un c\u00e2lin \u00e0 cette monstruosit\u00e9? Si on la touche elle pourrait tomber en morceaux&#8230; Et elle est si r\u00e9pugnante! Ses cheveux vert fluo sont \u00e0 vomir! Quelle faute de go\u00fbt! Mais elle a l&rsquo;air si accueillante&#8230; On aurait presque envie de la prendre aupr\u00e8s<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[56,38],"tags":[],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-1245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-archives-2014-2015","category-ma-poupee-zombie"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5nyO7-k5","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":4918,"url":"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?p=4918","url_meta":{"origin":1245,"position":0},"title":"Belfort, une terre de grands frissons","author":"admin","date":"17\/06\/2022","format":false,"excerpt":"- Bonjour \u00e0 tous et bienvenue\u00a0! 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