{"id":1010,"date":"2015-03-13T13:43:44","date_gmt":"2015-03-13T12:43:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?p=1010"},"modified":"2015-12-29T18:05:41","modified_gmt":"2015-12-29T16:05:41","slug":"ma-poupee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?p=1010","title":{"rendered":"Ma poup\u00e9e"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Les parents de Laura sont morts quand elle avait \u00e0 peine 5 ans, depuis elle est dans une famille d&rsquo;accueil. Laura en a marre d&rsquo;aller en cours, elle en a marre de la vie. Et en plus les horaires sont durs, de 8 heures du matin \u00e0 16 heures 30 l&rsquo; apr\u00e8s-midi. Elle pense que se balader avec toutes ses affaires c&rsquo;est p\u00e9nible alors elle les a coll\u00e9es sur elle: \u00e7a lui simplifie la vie. \u00a0Elle est toujours seule. Dans la cour de r\u00e9cr\u00e9ation personne ne vient lui parler et elle ne va parler \u00e0 personne. En classe personne ne veut s\u2019asseoir \u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9 d&rsquo;elle. Elle n&rsquo;a aucun ami. Tout le monde la trouve extr\u00eamement laide. Puis un jour on la retrouve morte. Elle s&rsquo;est pendue.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1201\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?attachment_id=1201\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/1423756391692.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"243,324\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"1423756391692\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/1423756391692.jpg\" class=\" size-medium wp-image-1201 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/1423756391692-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"1423756391692\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/1423756391692-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/1423756391692-113x150.jpg 113w, https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/1423756391692.jpg 243w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Les parents de Laura sont morts quand elle avait \u00e0 peine 5 ans, depuis elle est dans une famille d&rsquo;accueil. Laura en a marre d&rsquo;aller en cours, elle en a marre de la vie. Et en plus les horaires sont durs, de 8 heures du matin \u00e0 16 heures 30 l&rsquo; apr\u00e8s-midi. Elle pense que se balader avec toutes ses affaires c&rsquo;est p\u00e9nible alors elle les a coll\u00e9es sur elle: \u00e7a lui simplifie la vie. \u00a0Elle est toujours seule. Dans la cour de r\u00e9cr\u00e9ation personne ne vient lui parler et elle ne va parler \u00e0 personne. En classe personne ne<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[56,38],"tags":[41,42],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-1010","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-archives-2014-2015","category-ma-poupee-zombie","tag-ma-poupee","tag-poupee-zombie"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5nyO7-gi","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1123,"url":"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?p=1123","url_meta":{"origin":1010,"position":0},"title":"La Poup\u00e9e et le Chasseur","author":"Laurine","date":"15\/03\/2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Au d\u00e9but elle n\u2019\u00e9tait rien qu\u2019une poup\u00e9e de pl\u00e2tre blanche de 50 cm, elle n\u2019avait pas de foyer, elle gambadait dans le bois sans but, enfin presque\u2026 Elle r\u00eavait d\u2019\u00eatre heureuse, d\u2019avoir le c\u0153ur rempli d\u2019\u00e9motions, et de pouvoir vivre comme elle le voudrait, sans fronti\u00e8re ni barri\u00e8re, sans qu\u2019elle\u2026","rel":"","context":"Dans &quot;Chroniques danjoutinoises 2014-2015&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Chroniques danjoutinoises 2014-2015","link":"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?cat=56"},"img":{"alt_text":"cabanon","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/cabanon-300x271.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":1173,"url":"https:\/\/chroniquesdanjoutinoises.fr\/WordPress3\/?p=1173","url_meta":{"origin":1010,"position":1},"title":"Ma poup\u00e9e zombie&#8230;","author":"Bryan","date":"15\/03\/2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Ma poup\u00e9e zombie n'est certes pas terrifiante, elle est plut\u00f4t marrante mais il ne faut pas s'y\u00a0fier. 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